Santa Claus you know you've always
Been a friend of mine
But you'll be my BFF if
You come through this time
Because
I want a date with Taylor Swift
I'd really like it if you get my drift
She's a cutie boy we'd sure have fun
And no liquor til she's 21
I'd take her down to the Grand Ole Opry
Show her off to everybody I'd see
C'mon Santa make that my gift
I want a date with Taylor Swift
Cause you see it ain't been going so well
Last few years have been a living hell
My dog he died my wife she ran away
Or maybe it was the other way
Around my place it's kinda lonely
And it all could change if only
Just one night out on the town
Could turn my wrongway life around
So I want a date with Taylor Swift
I want to be famous
Not working the midnight shift
I want to be seen with all the stars
And thrown out of better bars
I want the castle in the hills
I want life with all the frills
Santa bring me just one gift
I want a date with Taylor Swift
